"High Voltage Radio"
inning the
media war and becoming "a credible personality" requires that one develop a
speaking voice and not come across like Jerry Lewis or worse on
methelamphetimine like no one we know in more pathetic, previous manifestations.
One must show manly valor and courage and dare to speak for themselves and
generate some interest around them in these brief little monologues, which will
load automatically on the page like "the self-starter" I am. There will be a
link in which you can download them and distribute "these little gems" as far
and wide as possible and turn me into "a real winner". . . . . or a total
mockery, he's not sure which!
1) "Oprah's
Secret"
(REVISITED)
This is a background for what "The Secret" by Rhonda Byrne did for me, the self-help system of wish fulfillment as seen on the Oprah Winfrey show, though the stench of tissues and pussy juice and a vegetable drawer of moldy feminine neurosis will be enough to turn most real men away into a scowling den of guns, dope, and pornography.
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2) "Talking
to Girls"
(REVISITED)
Quit being a maneless teenager and start working out on whatever your "power hobby" is in order to put some strength in your chest and some deepness in your voice and everything else "will come naturally" because there ain't no such thing as "easy pick-up lines" unless your attitude is noble and correct with good humor.
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3) "Star
Wars Loss"
(REVISITED)
If you were even one to have shot that video with the way you looked and carried yourself with such rash impulsivity and self-indulgence, you were going to get your guts torn out sooner or later in this pitiless world whether by internet exposure or the harsher truths catching up with you like bitter famine. Get over it!
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4)
"Bats
in Art Bell's Belfry"
(REVISITED)
Whacked-out "owl heads" from the red-state hinterland sow paranoia across blistered "nowheres-ville" as Fillipino postman fear for their necks put in choke-holds by the white and cagey, probably needing "a mail-order bride" to take the edge off the horniness and despair and obsession with electronics and Ginseng penile-lengthening supplements from "The Far East", if not the scowl of Ross Perot-type populism.
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5) "Why
this place isn't 'Dear Jennifer Connelly.com'"
(REVISITED)
The fan base is degraded. . . . . the letters worse. Ward them off with a shotgun in the air, bouncers at the door, a wall of separation, a boot to the ribs. Nothing needs "a good thrashing" more than a nebbish, snorfling geek with the social graces-- and dark, glorping instincts-- of an oyster. Michael understands the policy, though he certainly didn't back then. . . . .
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6)
"A Special Personal Message for Miss Winona"
I finally came up with the courage to say something directly, without the intermediary of the written word (-- the coward's way out) and tell her how wonderful I think she really is in this short, sweet, little message. It took me a long time to work up the skill to speak like this, but for her you would definitely "go the distance" and be the best guy you can be. The background noise on this, is almost as if I'm standing on a wind-whipped existential mountain. . . . . . (-- actually, my microphone was picking up the sound of the air current from the fan. When in doubt, improvise under the circumstances!). You know that we all wish we could say this, but most of us lack "the guts".
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7)
Moore Eats It!
Michael Moore earns the wrath of a crazy cracker, ravin' on and on like a good part of the red state part of the country that does not cotton to goofy, soft-countenanced pussy-faces. . . . . it's the screamin' eagle and the smokin' stink of American anger from the ruins of 9/11! Sass it if you dare, but get reduced to "bear shit"!
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8) "Oh
my Gawd. . . . . they're stormin' Jew-town!
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9)
"Big Boy" Don't Like It!
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10)
"Billy Bad-Ass" Blow-Job to-go! (& Decapitated "Talking Heads")
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11)
Nuke a Queer Krishna for Christ & Dealin' with other Skittery Pamphleteers WHO
NEED CREDIBILITY before they can TAP SOMEONE ON THE SHOULDER
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12)
The Butter-Girls
A message for all the girls I have ever loved, and my noble offer to assist them should I "make it"!
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13)
Libertarian Lynching
In nature, it is the extreme deviations in a group that challenge, or even change the course of direction in a population, but remember "reality's rope"!
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14)
Jailhouse Priorities
"? you quera Taco Bell ¿"
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14)
My public vow to Winona to get back in shape because "cain't yo' her'e dos' chapel bells ringin'?" and I got to fit into a gawd-damned tuxedo! Even if I'm "barking up the wrong tree", I need to get healthy anyway! I'm gonna look like a Tarzan sex gawd! And break the bed! (-- & not because I didn't shed the pounds)
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15) Big
Talker 
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16) Evil Delight
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17)
"The $calper of $eville"
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18)
"The Young & Restless"
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19)
"The Honky That Roared"
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20)
"Fashionitas in Hell"
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21)
"Winona & The Chipmunks" Birthday Bash
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22)
"Snakes of Christ" Samhain Bash
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23)
"Eden Blues"
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2009 by Insufferable Industries